a teacher walks into a bar...
- guy: can i buy you a drink?
- teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
Source: mechastreisand
Originally from i am the joneses
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
better
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Source: nexukisses
Originally from nexu kisses
Glozell?!
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Originally from Waiting for a ride in the dark
LMAO
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Originally from spread love
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Source: acid-dreamer
Originally from hakuna matata
real talk.
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Source: beautifuldrugs
Originally from what makes a legend?
