- Girl @ work: So you going home huh?
- Me: Yes I am (happy face)
- Girl @ work: What for? Marriage?
- Me: (almost threw up in my mouth) NOOOO! Uhmmm I'm too young!
- Girl @ work: Hahahaha! Sorry dear.
- Me: That's big on your culture right? People go back home to get married.
- Girl @ work: Exactly.
Obviously a fan of some Dave Rubin here…
An old couple...
- Me: (garnishing their burgers)
- Husband: Imagine how fast you're gonna be when you get older, son.
- Me: (laughs) Thanks, sir,
- Wife: I'm sure he won't be here when that time comes.
- Me: I plan to be a tv host/radio dj, that sort of thing.
- Husband: Really? That's great buddy!
- Wife: And see, you have the face for it. Really nice look you got. Good luck!
- Me: Hahaha thank you!
<3
Source: kylekoutecky
Originally from who gifs a fuck
gotta love Rih. Ellen’s reaction was the best LOL
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Source: nothing-fails
Originally from STAY.
I JUST WANNA EAT PIZZA & YOU'RE TELLING ME IT'S NOW A VEGETABLE?
- America: We have a health problem. People just aren't eating right.
- Congress: Pizza is now a vegetable. Meeting adjourned.
Source: bronteloganwinchester
Originally from Sense and Common
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Google Translator - Look At Me Now (Chris Brown’s verse only)
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
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- Look at me now
Source: jaylomboy
Originally from jaylomboy
Culture Shock of the Day: Though they enjoy being photographed, many Mongolian nomads have never seen a physical photo of themselves.
Enter: Teenagers Vanessa Hollander and Wilson Philippe, who recently went on a ten-day motorcycle tour of the world’s most sparsely populated country, bringing their Fuji Instax Mini with them.
[E]ach person photographed really prized and protected his or her polaroid (fearing that we wanted to keep it), and barely let us see it when it was developed! the children automatically stored it away once we showed them what was the very first picture of themselves. it was a really great and humbling experience and showed us how much just one photograph can mean to people who have never had one of themselves.
This makes me incredibly happy.
Nothing but smiles.
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Source: thedailywhat
Originally from The Daily What
Who says women aren’t funny? I love love love Amy Poehler.
- British man in a suit: Hello there (freakishly foreign accent)
- Me: I was almost gonna greet you with a "good day mate"
- British man: (laughs) I'm not Australian.
- Me: You sounded do different. I'm so sorry. Here's your coffee.
- British man: It's okay buddy. I used to be British actually.
- Me: Yes I kinda figured that.
- British man: What did you use to be?
- Me: (I was gonna say happy but..) Filipino, sir. I still am.
- British man: Maraming salamat! Mabuti.
Okay great I’m marrying either Beyonce or Rihanna but we’re gonna end up cartoon looking kids with long hair & big eyes.
