An old couple...

• Me: (garnishing their burgers)
• Husband: Imagine how fast you're gonna be when you get older, son.
• Me: (laughs) Thanks, sir,
• Wife: I'm sure he won't be here when that time comes.
• Me: I plan to be a tv host/radio dj, that sort of thing.
• Husband: Really? That's great buddy!
• Wife: And see, you have the face for it. Really nice look you got. Good luck!
• Me: Hahaha thank you!